me as a pilot

memeufacturing:

me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad

artimportant:
“ Léon Spilliaert - Carnations, 1922
Belgian 1881-1946
Gouache on paper
48,3 x 58,7 cm
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artimportant:

Léon Spilliaert - Carnations, 1922 

Belgian 1881-1946

Gouache on paper
48,3 x 58,7 cm

hirxeth:
“The Diary of a Teenage Girl (2015) dir. Marielle Heller
”

hirxeth:

The Diary of a Teenage Girl (2015) dir. Marielle Heller

proudtobeinvisiable:

squaremomgsquad:

litterbot:

Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever

Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay.

Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.

JESUS CHRIST

This really works.